Big Fat....Gym

We have often been foxed into joining a gym by those attractive advertisements which feature men with sculpted physique and women in a thong. Take the case of the carbohydrated India. He takes a look at the flier, imagines himself having a ripped body and then coughs up his hard earned money(which was the main cause of his belly fat) to join a gym. Having paid, he goes to the nearby Reebok/Nike store to buy gym apparels. While at the store, he makes a foolhardy promise to himself that,by the end of the year, he will be 2 sizes down. Once inside the climate controlled environs of the gym, he finds himself in the company of men with similar aspirations. Within a month, he is termed as a "regular" at the gym, has his own workout buddy and makes the minions who work there, play his favorite number every time he goes under the bench. This becomes a routine aspect of his life for the next three months. At the end of it, he realises that he hasn't lost a pound since he joined and gradually loses interest in it. Disgruntled, he doesn't renew his membership and stops visiting the gym. This process repeats every 6 months